And last night my wife said “hey, want to fuck a granny’s ass ?”
I sure did and her asshole felt as good as ever. So from now on we’re anal only grannies 
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Congratulations. Grandchildren are a blessing. We recently learned we’d be welcoming another one into the world.
Next time, you could play the Big Bad Wolf from Little Red Riding Hood, in the scene where he eats (or eats out) the granny. 
Congratulations to you both!
Congratulations!!! May you and your wife have eternal blessing and cozy, peaceful and thrilling anal only adventures 
Ahhhh as soon as I saw Little Red Riding Hood mentioned, I imagine myself as the girl in red hood wearing a butt plug, begging the Big Bag Wolf to give me sensual anal only pounding 
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I think you already know this, but all those famous fairy tales have a sexual context or interpretation. I read somewhere that in 17th century France, people used to say “she saw the wolf” when girls lost their virginity. So… your imagination isn’t too far.
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Hey mods, fell free to move these posts to a new topic. Suggested title: “Fairy tales, anal version”.
In the same mood, I imagined a version of Cinderella where she loses her glass butt plug instead of her glass slipper. And then the prince travels throughout the entire kingdom with this proposal: “the woman into whom this plug fits will be my wife”.
Some candidates said “no, this hole is for exiting only”, and were automatically eliminated. Some candidates thought, “well, he’s a rich and handsome prince, it’s worth a try”… but they weren’t used to plugs and couldn’t put it in. On the other hand, the more experienced girls tried it, but the plug was too small for them. As soon as Cinderella tried it, a charming smile appeared on her face. The prince didn’t hesitate: “Would you accept being my anal queen?”.
And they lived happily ever after.
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The fairytales anal only edition is a fantastic idea! 
That girl should be me!!! 
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