Better than Coffee?

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I think the algorithm finally figured out that I like anal. Should I skip my coffee this morning…? :smiling_face_with_horns:

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Better than coffee? For sure! But can I have both? :hot_beverage: :peach:

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Well, at least you could skip brushing your teeth after :sweat_smile:

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Well tbh I have a big appetite, which leads me to use bathroom all the time :sweat_smile: I have to use the bathroom even when I’m on my period. So any food and drink that is beneficial for my stool, including coffee, makes me use the bathroom. So… that’s why I have to skip lunch in order to have an anal masturbation :sweat_smile: everyone’s bodies are different including mine and that’s ok

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Coffee is like a kryptonite for someone with a brain so hyperactive like mine. Yes, it makes me not fall asleep, but also makes me more mentally hyperactive and also dampens my focus.

Since I can’t replace my morning coffee with anal (too little time), then I guess I could just drink milk or orange juice. Also coffee makes me poo and pee more often (if I drink too much of it).

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That’s what I have been saying. My body hates milk and I have toilet problems if I drink milk by accident, so that’s why I always prefer drinking soy milk and almond milk. A total bummer :sweat_smile:

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I like oat milk! I haven’t made substantial changes to my diet for anal, but I’ve heard dropping coffee is a good idea. And adding Metamucil? But I feel like that would make me an old lady…

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Psyllium husk fiber is used by many in the anal community. My wife started using it several years after we started anal only, and it really cleans her out. She only needs a quick rinse of her rectum with a bulb of water or half of a saline enema.

When we realized how effective it is, I started taking it and it is amazing how well it cleans you out. Anal sex and fiber ain’t just for old folks like me and my wife!

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So you’d recommend it? Alright, I’m adding it to my grocery list! I’ll tell them it’s for @Colt1911 if they give me funny looks at the checkout though! :stuck_out_tongue:

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Your bowels will thank you! You might not want to mention “Colt1911” in front of a cashier at the store. My screen name is the name of one of the most famous firearms in the world.

Here’s a link to the fiber I get on Amazon.

https://a.co/d/08PRDbB3

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Til! Despite being a native Midwesterner, my gun knowledge is sorely lacking.

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Anal joy + coffee.
Tell your woman to masturbate and pour some vaginal discharge to your coffee. It taste better.