Anal Cocktails

General
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I came across these anal-themed cocktails while making plans for my birthday. Which sounds best to you, the Anal Sex, the Buttsex, or the Dirty Butt Whore? Does anyone else know any anal themed food or drinks?

Anal Sex

INGREDIENTS

  • ▢ 1 oz Advocaat Liqueur
  • ▢ 1 oz Red Port
  • ▢ 2 oz Vodka
  • ▢ 1 tsp Sugar

INSTRUCTIONS

COMBINE INGREDIENTS:

  • ▢ Pour 1 oz Advocaat liqueur, 1 oz Irish cream, 1 oz red port, 2 oz vodka, and 1 oz cream into a cocktail shaker.

ADD Sugar

  • ▢ Add 1 tsp sugar to the shaker.

SHAKE:

  • ▢ Shake the mixture with ice until well chilled.

SERVE:

  • ▢ Strain into a white wine glass half filled with ice and enjoy!

Buttsex

INGREDIENTS

  • ▢ 2 oz Coffee
  • ▢ 1 oz Vodka
  • ▢ 1 oz Triple Sec
  • ▢ .33 oz Lemon Juice
  • ▢ fill with Whipped Cream

INSTRUCTIONS

  • ▢ Start with the coffee, preferably freshly brewed espresso.

  • ▢ Add vodka, triple sec, and lemon juice to the coffee.

  • ▢ Stir well to combine.

  • ▢ Top with a generous layer of whipped cream.

  • ▢ Serve and enjoy your Buttsex Cocktail.

Dirty Butt Whore

INGREDIENTS

  • ▢ 1 oz Bourbon Whiskey
  • ▢ 1 oz Herbal Liqueur
  • ▢ 2 oz Orange Juice
  • ▢ 6 - 8 oz Cola

INSTRUCTIONS

COMBINE INGREDIENTS:

  • ▢ Pour 1 oz bourbon whiskey, 1 oz herbal liqueur, and 2 oz orange juice into a highball glass filled with ice.

ADD COLA:

  • ▢ Top with 6-8 oz cola.

STIR:

  • ▢ Stir gently to combine the flavors.

SERVE:

  • ▢ Serve immediately and enjoy.
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Donuts is the first dessert I think of when it comes to anal-themed food! :face_with_hand_over_mouth:

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In Brazilian Portuguese, “tomar no cu” (to take it in the ass) also nonsensically means “to drink up one’s ass”.

I loved the three cocktails. Can I have all?

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Of course you can! Though I might suggest you not drink them up your ass? :winking_face_with_tongue: I think butt chugging is safer with less strong alcohol.

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I forgot to include bagels! :sweat_smile: