A joke I just heard:
“Me and my wife have a rule. When we fight the clothes come off. Cause if she’s naked I can’t get mad. But she just don’t understand why I keep picking fights”
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I got to enjoy a new barista’s shop last week, it openend up recently.
Good coffee is a “sometimes”-thing for me, but when that sometime rolls around, it’s so. good.
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Nothing more delightful than a good coffee shop! There’s a few an obnoxious distance from my house that are reasonably good.
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They had a special on in-house rpasted beans from Brazil in a french press I shamelessly took advantage if 
I love coffee & am a home barista enthusiast 
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We’ve had an extremely busy day yesterday. So I’m writing this, hanging in the sofa, drinking a Monster energy Strawberry dreams can 
I should get moving, but my body decides against it 
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Eh, you’ve earned a break.
Meanwhile, I’m dragging my heels to start the day. I swear, Tuesdays are worse than Mondays sometimes.
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Pardon me while I indulge in groggy freeform poetry.
Uuuuuuuuuuugh…
Morning came too soon,
beyond the power of coffee to wake me.
Maybe a cold glass butt plug would do it…
Except I’m too tired
to get it for myself
and the hubs is at work already.
Snooze button.
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Cold-brew butt plug
Oh you sweetest thing
Wake me in the morning
Retrieved by faithful husbands
From your freezing sepulchre
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It’s been a hot minute!
I’ve been busy in the best possible way: Having anal, and having plenty 
Hope you’re all doing fine and can celebrate this weekend either because it’s part of your faith, or because you get some days off from your employer.
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Search Youtube for “Banned vinyl collection”.
Someone made a whole playlist out of old songs, that are all anal oriented.
Titles like:
“I still want you in my ass”
“One in my mouth and two in my ass”
“I still remeber the day you came in my ass”
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One in my mouth and 2 in my ass. A good day at the office but no cum in my ass!
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The car story has taken a turn.
The new car I wanted was unobtainable, due to already too much mortgage on my house. So I went back to my old plan, which was the Honda Civic Type R 2010 model. Same model I own since 2010, but the 201 hp VTEC engine. The last real VTEC engine Honda build.
The “new” car is 15 years old, but only has 140.000 kms (that’s probably about 86.000 miles) on it and looks showroom state inside. And it is the model of Civic I loved the most and still condider the best looking model.
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I had a 2010 Civic and loved it. I’ve a 2022 A6 and still miss my Civic!!
I’ve not had a Honda, but I have known a few people who loved their Civics. Yay you got a car you love with low mileage!
After two days of driving in de Civic Type R, I took my plain Civic yesterday to drive to the fair. I was shocked about how worn down it suddenly felt
I need to get the other one on licence plates, then I will use the old one untill my insurance ends somewhere in june. It will get sold for export cause the car is too much beat up by now. Too much maintenace needs to be done to keep it on the road.
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